Chunky Salsa

Another term to describe a woman's period, and the time the period lasts.

Damn, i got my chunky salsa today- i feel like shit!
come on juan, let's go get nacho's supreme!

all right! then we can go to climb the magical talking tree mrs. robins!

by Juan Jaar May 3, 2008

chunky fountain

Tilting your head up as your vomiting so it resembles a fountain.

At the bar there was a nasty chunky fountain.

by Funny Definitions God February 3, 2014

Funky Chunky

What Dave does with his wife on the weekends.

Wow, they did the funky chunky so hard that there are cracks in the ceiling!

by Tom, the podiatrist March 15, 2019

chunky cola

A can of Diet Pepsi or any other carbonated beverage is shunned and forced to the back of the fridge by other sodas.

Eventually the cold temperatures cause sad little ice chunks to accumulate in said can.

This is delicious and is known as a chunky cola.

Dude this chunky cola really hit the spot. What setting is your fridge set on?

by hopetimmy February 5, 2014

chunky chalupa

When a man (or another female) eats a large amount of Mexican food, creating extremely greasy diarrhea. They then shit into and onto a vagina, and continue to use the mud-butt grease as lube. It is called a chunky chalupa because diarrhea is known to have small chunks in it.

Girl 1: "I heard Jeff gave you a chunky chalupa, he musta had a bad case of mud butt.
Girl 2: "He didn't, that's just bull shit!"
Girl 1: "Heard he slurped the chunks out"

by Nigga chunka April 14, 2014

Rubbie Chunkies

Rubbie Chunkies is when you are feeling sick to your stomach and want to throw up. Instead, your rub your belly gently to prevent throwing up.

"Why are you rubbing your belly like that?" I overate at dinner and now I've got the rubbie chunkies."

by DoubleAAdoubleA February 7, 2013

chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.

Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ July 23, 2017