3 pump chump

Refers to three iterations of down stroke up stroke

frequently applied to fornication, but may apply equally well to masturbation

When the aroused male is unable to endure minimal penile stimulation either coed activities or solo stimulation and blows his load on the third iteration he is said to be a 3 pump chump.

When applied to intercourse as fornication 3 pump chump is a misnomer because the chump is really the jizz orifice (woman). While the average penis is seven inches long this is likely to effect those with longer than average penis as there is more surface area to receive pleasurable stimulation. The average penis girth is five inches. Those with above average girth might be victims of her jizz orifice applying too much additional stimulation suddenly albeit unconsciously.

If her jizz orifice is the victim of 3 pump chump with average or above average penis it is likely the male has a low- or zero refractory period allowing for extensive practive to overcome pump limitations

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

Chumpinger

Chumpinger (n.) - Someone who commits a fralinger. Someone who fucks something up that is routine.

Hey Chumpinger, good job with the test.

by 7th floor crew January 28, 2006

chummy bears

Toilet paper clumps stuck to a womans pussy hair.

I went down on this chick and she had chummy bears so I started gagging...

by glance 09 April 26, 2009

Chump Love Sucker

Fool who will do anything for sex. Even stupid things.

"You jumped back fomr chump love you jumped back for cover but oh no no no I'm no chump lover sucker!" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, No Chump Love Sucker

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Chummy

A social startup providing the mobile way to ask for help and pay it forward.

My days in Chummy reminds me the Pied Piper from Silicon Valley TV series.

by JFKBoo April 19, 2018

chumped

to be ripped off or to be make to look like a chump.
syn gypped

"Man, I got chumped by that scam artist"

by crappo August 5, 2005

chumpmonkey

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

by Luis O. November 30, 2006