chump charity

Getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled bitch

John: I just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason

Greg: Sounds more like chump charity to me

by Sitykid5 October 4, 2016

Pipe Chump

To "chump" the pipe.

Jon was pipe chumping in his room.

by Paul Warburton November 13, 2011

chump off

To diss or make fun of someone really bad.

"Sally just got called a bitch."
"She got chumped off!"

by Dannyping June 3, 2005

Chump

Name given to a girl with no boobs, just two random lumps where they should be.

Chest+Lumps=Chump

Dylan: Hey man, look at that girl over there.
Spence: She doesn't even have any tits. They're just...lumps.
Dylan: Yeah, what a Chump.
Spence: Riiiiiight.

by Grandpa McFack January 2, 2008

State Chumps

1. A high school team (of any sport) that qualifies for the State Championship and acts as if they are God's gift to the world. They can usually be found bragging on Facebook or strutting around town wearing hoodies, sweats, t-shirts, and other articles of clothing with "STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS" written all over it. They are also blissfully unaware of the fact that spectators and a majority of their competitors find their attitude appalling. State chumps are the downfall of respectful competition.

2. Someone who wins a State Championship (individual or team title) and proceeds to broadcast it to the world. Usually someone who has won the title more than once and has become accustomed to wearing it on their sleeve.
Variations can include:
-League Chump(s)
-Conference Chump(s)
-District Chump(s)
-Regional Chump(s)
...the list goes on.

1.
Person 1: "Wow, the Northview cross country team is warming up in matching State hoodies. Were they State Champs?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just a bunch of state chumps."

2.
"I was getting SO sick of their bragging. I'm glad somebody finally beat those league chumps."

by *The Boss* November 26, 2009

chump monkey

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

by AllyG October 27, 2005

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004