Choad

A fat kid named ian

Ian is a choad

by Dr.Asa Awuku October 22, 2019

Choad

Captain of the starship "bob", from the movie, and SciFi channel show: "Tripping the Rift".

Captain's log, commander choad speaking, starlog date what ever, etc....

by TTRfan March 12, 2004

Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005

Choad

Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel

Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.

Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!

Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....

Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!

by Mikesheets18 January 13, 2009

Choad

a small but fat penis, most often found in fat people.

kayla:did you sleep with david
Tori: hell no he has a Choad!

by syn date rap April 1, 2008

Choad

A short fat penis, which is wider than longer.

Jame's Lado Has a huge ass choad!

by Henry Nigga December 22, 2007

Choad

a cock that is wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer..ahhhhhhh

I wish i had a choad so i could show it off to all my friends.

by choady February 25, 2003