Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.

Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.

by soo geun September 25, 2013

A Cheese

A Cheese is a youthful person that enjoys video games, and who typically neighbors your property. Someone who is known as a Cheese will randomly appear in your living room on the couch, usually with a bowl of chips/other greasy food. Cheeses are known for their distinctive simping tendencies towards Minecraft Youtubers, but aside from the negative effects a Cheese is one of the best homies you could have.

"Everyone needs a Cheese in their life"

"Cheese don't touch my remote with them greasy lil hands"

by TheRealCheeseMaker April 16, 2021

Boston Blue Cheese

A tangy twist on blue cheese dressing made by adding a fresh mucusy loogie to a serving of restraunt style blue cheese dressing. The best time to prepare Boston Blue cheese is after all of your boneless buffalo wings are gone, leaving the vultures praying on your left over celery a nice treat.

Did someone drop an oyster in the dip or is that just Boston Blue cheese?

by Speedy-stache September 10, 2010

Cheeks magunda

When something is bad. Usually referring to spawns or internet connection in the console shooter, Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

Made famous by the series "2v2 with Sharp and Moho" and the Team FeaR organization.

"I got the cheeks magunda spawn."
"We spawned over in magundaland."
"Last night my internet connection was cheeks magunda."

by Ahinch February 3, 2013

ghost cheeks

When you sit down on the toilet and can feel the warmth of the previous occupants butt cheeks

John sat down and was horrified to feel ghost cheeks

by Dont let your memes be dreams November 30, 2016

The Reward is Cheese

Name of the song that made deadmau5 (electronic music producer) famous. An excellent song with a NASTY dirty hook that just makes you want to dance your face off.

'The Reward is Cheese' is my fave deadmau5 song dude!

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

cheese plug

This term refers to the part of one's bowel movement that has been transformed inside the guts from cheese into a harder-than-usual portion of doo-doo. One might be in the ecstatic throes of a smooth dookie session, only to have the brown train interrupted by a cheese plug. One antidote to the cheese plug is binge drinking.

Say man, why do you scarf handfuls of mozzarella every time we make pizza? Nahmean like, how you gonna deal with the cheese plug?

Not to worry, I'll be taking 30 dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough gels immediately after dinner. The resulting shits delivered by those things will blow out any cheese plug.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 13, 2010