giraffe child

A giraffe child is a child with a really long neck: It was born on the moon. It is often playing Dark Souls 5 on its PS2 and watching onision. You can find them at your local library.

Oh look, a nerd giraffe child. Lemon Goats. Badass fruit, kill it.

by spacecheese69 April 16, 2017

Child Sniffer

Someone who likes to sniff kids and touch them very awkwardly all over.

"Hey, Joe Biden is a child sniffer!"

"Our President is a Child Sniffer."

"I can't believe you're a child Sniffer, Joe."

by Panzer230 March 26, 2021

married with children

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.

I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

child up

Bermudian slang for getting a girl pregnant.

You did not go and get that girl child up did you bye?

by VolcanoChronic January 7, 2007

Children of The Earth

An Italian fan club of Michael Jackson. Also known as simply CTE.

If you want to be a follower of MJ in Italy, I guess you'd look to join Children of The Earth.

by raincloud2001 July 18, 2009

child development

An academic subject devoted to overanalyzing and simultaneously underestimating children, confusing the natural instincts of future preschool teachers.

My child development teacher doesn't allow me to use the word misbehave.

by dangcmange2 September 28, 2009

Childrens Beach

The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.

"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"

"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"

by fratboyrackcity69 March 10, 2018