San Diego Chargers

The worst NFL team ever.

Oh, the Browns play the San Diego Chargers next, so that's a win right there!

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.

Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022

can i borrow your phone charger?

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.

Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.

by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013

Man whore-out (your cell phone charger)

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.

"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."

by cmac095 December 7, 2011

charger

a cord used to charge electronics by using mini lightning bolts to charge ur stuff

i rushed to the charger to charge my phone cuz the battery was on 3 percent

by UKball January 5, 2019

Charger

(VERB)
To be in the best possible position and somehow find a way to choke like the LA Chargers.

“They’re up 27-0, I sure hope they don’t charger it up”

by moringakitty January 14, 2023

Chargering

Chargering
: present participle

- to inexplicably yet reliably lose what should be won
- presenting a comedy of errors leading to loss

The Los Angeles Chargers are up 27 points and have a positive 4-turnover differential, but they’re Chargering and will somehow find a way to lose to the Jaguars in this playoff game.

See also: Chargers v. Jets; Chargers v. Patriots.

by StepOnSnek January 14, 2023