Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

Snappy Chatty Girls

Snappy Girls or Snappy Chatty Girls are female Snapchat (or any social media platform ) wannabes up to the of 11 to 24 years old. They don’t have not good attitude and wear crop tops ,workout clothes, oversized hoodies , etc. They also want boyfriends like Puma Boys and never be internet safe and are bullies or liars.

*Snappy girls pop out of nowhere*: “Where Do you live and do you have tiktok and Snapchat”.
Normal child: “ No, but I have a life *mic drops*”.
*turns away* “Such Snappy Chatty Girls!”

by Thedaythiswasmadeisjenniesbday May 3, 2021

Chatty Chatty

1. Often followed with Baby Daddy.

2. Word used to describe a charismatic man that literally charms the pants off women, often resulting in children. Then leaving them.

3. Word used with your girlfriends when you are trying to warn her of talking to a shady guy.

"Girl, don't fall for his shit, you know what a chatty chatty he is."

"Friend, help me loose this chatty chatty!"

by Princess V June 3, 2011

Crafty

Can't Remember a Fucking thing Yesterday

When u get so wasted that the next day u can't remember anything, the next day u are crafty

by DuncanC January 8, 2011

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Charty

When two or more people gather around with can(s) of chew, and proceed to throw in a fat dip.

Chew party, hence the word "charty."

Originated in Shawnee, KS

"Hey man, wanna meet up for a charty?"

by Nick from KC! May 8, 2013

Chatty Cat

A way overchatty chatterbox.

Mack:Hey,who's that woman over there??
Ricky:Chatty Cat.
Mack:LOL.

by Polar Kai April 17, 2012