Celebrity

Someone who gets to ride around in a Zamboni.

My definition of a celebrity:Someone who gets to ride in a Zamboni.

by LoveStruck69 May 21, 2011

Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.

My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.

by Johna30305 August 2, 2011

celebrity big brother

A spin off from Big Brother where a bunch of Z list so-called celebrities and has-beens partake in 3 weeks of humiliating themselves and bitching. The aim of the show to to emabarass the so-called celebrities and make them do tasks. Sometimes you do get genuine celnebrites in the house but few know their name, this occurance, however, is rare. The show shows that celebrities are just sad, insucure people, like us "normal people" but they are slightly more so and extremely vain. It is good to watch simply for the comedy factor, to mock and laugh and mock again. It is a catchy show like mononuclueosis and once you start watching you cant stop, some people end up watching them sleep on CBB live. spin offs include:big brothers big mouth, big brothers little brother, presented by davina mcall. These spinoff provide jobs for people and somespot on their sad lives, on the positive side of life theory. Chavs and other cliques watch it.

fanatic no.1: did you watch CBB last night?
fanatic no.2: Yea chantelle and preston sooo want each other.
fanatic no.1: yea i know they should just do it.
intelligent person: what you talking about?
fanatic 1 & 2 both yell: Celebrity big brother!
intelligent person: jesus, get a life. (walks off disgusted)
fantic 1 and 2 look rightfully sheepish for a minute then go back to avidly discussing CBB, intelligent person looks on in pity.

by phoebes July 16, 2008

Celebrity Crush

A celebrity you find attractive.
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang

C- I have a celebrity crush on Cole Sprouse. He is hot!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!

by The Tea Sis July 12, 2018

C-List Celebrity

People on this list are usually "famous for being famous" or reality show stars. To qualify to be called a "C-lister" you must be blissfully unaware that you aren't as famous as you claim to be or have received more fame than is proportional to your skills and talent.

Paris Hilton is a C-list Celebrity.
Anyone on the Disney Channel is a C-List Celebrity.

by GarBear The Man January 9, 2009

celebrity

someone who is lazy, gains everything without paying

that celebrity is a parasite

by didier May 18, 2007

celebrity

1. A loser who walks on red carpets and gets more eyes than a Shelby Cobra.

2. Someone who gets money that they don't deserve.

3. Someone who is perceived a deity in American culture.

Stop focusing on celebrity issues. Who cares who got married/divorced/cheated on/or has a baby, everyone else does!

And for those damn teenage girls: Ignore these people, they are not important, they are not a role model who you believe is posisitive influence.

I condemn celebrities because they are stuck-up morons who can't do anything good for the world and are a distraction to real issues. They are artificial people, and I am not jealous of them, just don't pay any attention to them, and anything so see in a damn supermarket or whatever, don't buy it if you see their name/face on it. It's pointless shit, really, it is...

by idonthavaname August 4, 2006