William Carpenter

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
William Carpenter
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the carpenters arms

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Leaking Carpenter

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.
Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
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Jewish Carpenter

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tara carpenter

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Julia Carpenter

If you have a Julia Carpenter in your life run! shes scary but nice and funny at most times. She likes to sit in her room all day and cry. She naps pretty frequently...too frequently. This bitch is always missing school or shes late. she is the best friend you want. She is sometimes too lazy to do anything but she is a fun girl to get food with and go to parties with. If you have a julia carpenter, be ready for lots lots of crying but fun times whens she is not.
person: "you have a julia carpenter in your life?
persn 2: " yes its pretty amazing"
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organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'
That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood
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