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Sabrina Carpenter

Timothy: Yo, I saw Sabrina Carpenter in concert and she looks like Barbie..
Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?
by alcopaul August 16, 2023
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Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?
by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022
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dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 9, 2024
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Sabrina Carpenter

OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!
"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"
by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025
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mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023
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Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.
"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023
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Leaking Carpenter

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.
Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
by ZairStorm December 6, 2019
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