Canadian Beer

-the sweet nectar of heaven
-the official drink of God and Jesus

"i drink Canadian beer, my wife on the otherhand drinks american beer because she's a nice young lady"

by Phil Giroux December 3, 2003

Canadian rape

To touch someone in a polite manner without consent

I just got Canadian raped (After recieving a unexcepted hug)

by jayBredd November 14, 2011

Canadian Forest

A special kind of gay bar where a gay bear goes to meet fellow gay bears or even cubs and otters.

Charlie ain't ever not in that Canadian Forest. He always down with them cubs

by Muriel F July 6, 2010

Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person

Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.

by db420eh July 31, 2010

Canada Exhaust Pipe

When it is so cold outside that when one farts, water vapor is seen from the farters ass. Exactly like a cars muffler in winter.

Dude: Fuck it's cold as shit outside!
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.

by WholePriest December 30, 2011

Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 5, 2012

canadian tickler

It pertains to heavy Canadian women. When a female is on all fours and you eat their box from behind and tickle their sagging belly between their thighs.

I got that chick down to eat her box and her belly sagged, so I gave her the Canadian Tickler and she couldn't stop giggling.

by mdube February 13, 2014