jib camera

Long rod with camera mounted on it. Offten used by MTV, Orcars, Etc. to get awesome looking camera shots.

The sick jib shots 04' SuperBowl added A lot to the entire performance show.

by ` Kroeger April 2, 2004

flash the camera

It means to show your chest/breast to the camera

*during a video call
Boy(to girl): can you flash the camera now.

by Ravivar August 7, 2023

Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.

Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?

by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019

Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012

Camera arm

When you post a picture of yourself to any social networking website in which you can clearly see the persons arm or arms in the photo, usually blocking her boobs.

Shirlie's selfie was so hot, but her camera arm got in the way so there is no way that I will be able to masturbate to it tonight.

by Weed Morton October 18, 2012

Camera vision

What reptilians have.

Is his camera vision heat sensitive?

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

camera fat

The extra five pounds that the camera adds to photographs.

Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"

"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."

by bingo lingo December 15, 2009