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jib camera

Long rod with camera mounted on it. Offten used by MTV, Orcars, Etc. to get awesome looking camera shots.
The sick jib shots 04' SuperBowl added A lot to the entire performance show.
by ` Kroeger April 2, 2004
mugGet the jib cameramug.

Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.
by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012
mugGet the Highway Cameramug.

Camera sex

The act of two cameras filming each other at once, e.g. filming another camera that is recording you
Tanner: Woah, I'm recording another camera that's recording!
Peter: We're recording each other, it's like camera sex!
by KaiserWilhelm99 December 11, 2021
mugGet the Camera sexmug.

Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.
Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?
by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019
mugGet the Where's the Cameras?mug.

camera fat

The extra five pounds that the camera adds to photographs.
Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"

"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."
by bingo lingo December 15, 2009
mugGet the camera fatmug.

flash the camera

It means to show your chest/breast to the camera
*during a video call
Boy(to girl): can you flash the camera now.
by Ravivar August 7, 2023
mugGet the flash the cameramug.

Meat Cameras

Your eyes
Tour Guide: Please focus your Meat Cameras on the Washington Monument please
by The Body of God June 27, 2019
mugGet the Meat Camerasmug.

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