canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

by yetti April 7, 2003

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008

Clinedyker

-The quintessence of a douche bag.
-One who pretends to penetrate his penis into a female vaginal canal.
-One who is horny and never gets any ass.
-Someone who walks around thinking that they are the shit and pops their collar, and struts with an insociable swagger.

1. Yo, Chad is such a clinedyker.
2. Brad used to be really cool, but after he got circumcised he has been a total clinedyke.
3. Yo, that new German kid is such a clindyker.

by District Champs March 1, 2009

Cannedberry Juice

The overly bright red, 10%-juice, cranberry juice cocktail served at restaurants and from soda machines.

Dude 1: "My drink tastes funny."

Dude 2: "Next time, get something with real juice instead of cannedberry juice."

by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009

Caned It

A common congratulatory statement amongst cool Doctors. It is the zenith of synonyms for "smashed it", "well done", "congrats".

On social events, this statement can be amended slightly to get down with the "young" dyslexic crowd by adding the word "you did" before "caned it

Patient - Doc, I beat that serious bout of Flu.
Doctor - you caned it !

Young member - O dude, I completed my dissertation and handed it in.
Doctor - you did caned it mate !

by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009

chained up

same thing as whipped but not used anywhere as much.

"hes chained up!" - miguel
"you mean whipped?" - joseph

by jewsuph June 6, 2016

Canned

To be sprayed with bear mace

shit you hear that tim got canned?
damn for real that’s tuff

by KevinKulu December 5, 2018