beat callous

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.

"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009

Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.

Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT

by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015

Cailou

Cailou is a gay little shit show on PBS kids. He is bald because he gay. If he were to grow hair it would immediately fall off. When he doesn’t get his way he throws a humongously gay tantrum until he gets what he wants. His parents are retarded, instead of spanking his ass they give candy.

Cailou: Can I have soda
Mom: Just have water right now
Cailou: No! Fuck you! I want soda! I want soda!

by Cailouisgay July 6, 2018

Callous

emotionally hardened; cold-blooded and indurate to public opinion;

I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam

by Eloise. December 17, 2008

Beer callous

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

by Mdigger March 23, 2010

chillout

A form of modern, relaxed, electronically enhanced lounge music. "Chillout" music is sometimes referred to as acid jazz. It originated in the lounge scenes of major cities such as New York and Paris. First gaining its popularity amongst young, rich, often intellectual urbanites, it has begun to grow in popularity and spread on a wide scale. The genre includes a wide range of electronic interpretations of traditional music types such as jazz, bossanova and easy listening.

The growing popularity of chillout music is slowly widening the influence of lounge scenes across the United States and abroad.

I got the new chillout CD from Sharper Image today!

Hey, you guys want to go to the hookah bar, I hear they're having a chillout night.

by Michael Nelson July 10, 2006

Cailou

An absolute fucking twat, He is the literal definition of fucking Satan. He whines at every chance he gets about the dumbest fucking things and can't go fucking hair cause it's mentally challenged and probably has terminal cancer, but we find out that terminal cancer has a bad case of cailou.

Cailou: Your A Nigger, I'm Going To Separate Your Fucking Kidney Into Two If We Don't Go To The Circus You Twat
Mom: Dies

by Cancer patient:) October 4, 2019