Caiden

the typa nigga to call a woman clapped until she lets him hit, at which point he starts saying she's the finest woman on earth

synonym: Schrodinger's womanizer

Caiden: Bro she's an egotistical 4/10
Kareem: I agree
*she lets Caiden hit*
Caiden: Oh yeah she's the finest woman on earth, she is my gf now
Kareem: Bro what? You called her a 4/10
Caiden: No i didn't

by i.am.not.a.niggard.type.shit January 5, 2025

Caiden Mays

The Goat.He gets all the girls and i wish i was like him and looked like him. Honestly we need to make a statue of Caiden.What a sound lad

The goat is Caiden Mays

by AndrewJonesSCCSFC January 14, 2025

Caiden the burglar

The cutest most amazing boy in the entire world :) pero es muy stinky y feo.

I love you so much my stinky

Random creature- “who the hell is Caiden the burglar

Me-“a stinky shit head”

by MEOWOWOOW January 26, 2025

Caiden

A motherfucker who will pour a drink on your leg if you compliment him

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"Oh what the fuck did you just did do caiden??"

"Hahahaha

by Caiden is a bitch April 22, 2025

Caiden

Caiden is a handsome man and awesome husband. But he is also a poopy head. And he seems to think that I have an attitude.

Caiden is my husband.

If he doesn’t behave, good he’s not let out.

by Mpost May 13, 2025

Caiden post

Caiden is a handsome man and awesome husband. But he is also a poopy head. And he seems to think that I have an attitude.

Caiden post is my husband. If he doesn’t listen he’s not let out.

by Mpost May 13, 2025