Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

by 6in6 July 12, 2018

Flame Crotch

Someone who is 'blessed' with red pubic hair.

Man: This chick I shagged last night had a Flame Crotch!
Friend: Ding Dong, Gnarly

by hnrmeow June 3, 2009

Crotch Out

To 'Crotch Out' or 'Crotching Out' is when a female sits or slouches in an unladylike fashion (often for comfort reasons), with her legs akimbo and her crotch or vagina facing outwards.

It is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.

It is occasionally used as a mating display.

I'm just going to crotch out on this chair.
Look at her, crotching out over there.

by j jizzle ma nizzle February 6, 2012

Crotch Pop

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist....

mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022

crotch juice

any fluid found in or around said area (i.e. - period blood, sweat, cum, etc.)

How often do they wipe the crotch juice off the new citibikes in New York??

by greenlightstop September 12, 2013

crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014

Licking their Crotch

Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.

Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch

Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!

by tasuminagorashi December 27, 2019