The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.
It usually doesn't work very well.
It usually doesn't work very well.
Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
by GweegyPop March 5, 2009
Get the Beejob mug.The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. I’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)
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Also defined as a cutesie nickname that was given to my friend, as she calls me: fruitsi.
choo know who choo are...
Also defined as a cutesie nickname that was given to my friend, as she calls me: fruitsi.
choo know who choo are...
by fruitsi daggerdick December 17, 2018
Get the beejo mug.a person; usually a male who is strikingly handsome with a beard and otten slightly balding. most "beej's" are quite athletic, artistic, funny, and sometimes promiscuous. they may be found in all parts of the world but have been known to originate from california, USA.
"peace to beej and dem" - J-Dilla
"everywhere around the world, if you have a beard, you're a beej-man." - Big Chuck.
"everywhere around the world, if you have a beard, you're a beej-man." - Big Chuck.
by the original beejman August 10, 2009
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