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Bust a nut

To burst ones testicle open.

Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.

It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.

This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.

Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.

And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.

You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.

And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.

I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.

I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
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Bust A Nose Nut

Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut
by Kramardi June 3, 2021
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Bust this Nut

A term used to describe the act of ejaculation.
Guy: Come here baby girl, let me bust this nut all over your face!
Girl: Nah, i'm good bruh.
by Dark Siphon October 25, 2017
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bust a nut

To cum quite eloquently and quite sizeably.
" Oh my god Jacob I'd never thought gay sex would make me bust a nut so fast!"
by BigBomboclat November 28, 2023
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bust nut

The verb, to shower.
Rhys: "Liam, I really need to bust nut".
Liam: "Nah let me go for a shit first".
Rhys: "Okay be quick, make sure you spray the VIPoo"
Liam: "No problemo"
by Captain Rev May 4, 2020
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bust a nut

To ejaculate your semen preferably into your girlfriend’s mouth, better hope this nut she’ll swallow
Friend 1: Hey dude you lookin’ happy

Friend 2: Yeah dude just get a blowjob from my girl and i bust a nut In her mouth and she swallowed too!
Friend 1: Awesome dude, did you drink pineapple juice the night before, like i told you to?
Friend 2: Of course, she loved the taste of my sperm

*Drink pineapple juice before shooting your load in a girls mouth*
by She sucked my dick March 2, 2020
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Two fingers bust the nut

Two fingers bust the nut is a double espresso with almond milk
If it is ok could I please have two fingers bust the nut? To go please
by Gus Gus Cookie Buster March 17, 2023
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