When Burt gets you sloppy drunk and tell you to suck his d!ćk a make sounds like a dog does while drinking water : Dirty Burt : shlop shop shop shop shlop
by Skeebo1965 May 29, 2022
by Nojuseatsdick April 28, 2018
a religion that focuses on worshipping burt. people who belong to this religion are called “burt baddies”
person one: im a burt baddie! i belong to the burts bees baddies!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!
by jay (dionascatears) March 03, 2022
by Horracewallace December 19, 2024
by burger burt March 13, 2017
A man that is obsessed with food, particularly burgers, but suffers from siezures related to loud noises.
He also wears at least 10 shirts at any given time.
He also wears at least 10 shirts at any given time.
by Pharoah's Curse January 13, 2024
A burt is a little weak man who thinks hes ten men but really hes a soft little weasel. Ie - Mike smith
Some little burt called mike smith rang me up wanting me come with him while he has a fight. so i went with him and ended up slapping him for being a soft weasel burt.
Mike go get me a drink ya burt.
Mike go get me a drink ya burt.
by Pem shredder November 26, 2019