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Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).
Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again
by Casual939562 January 29, 2023
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Bungle Brain

Bungle Brain is the protracted inability to perform coherent cognitive functions.

Bungle Brain occurs in individuals who smoke Marijuana excessively on a regular basis.

Individuals suffering from Bungle Brain are likely to forget important facts, events and have severely reduced situational awareness, which can be a dangerous hazard.
Ryan smoked so much dope as a teenager he now spends his spare time driving a remote control car around, absolute Bungle Brain.
by TrueFlyingFox February 10, 2023
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Bungle

1 - To completely obliterate beyond recognition

2 - A creature that is cute because of how silly it is.
1 - "If you post 1 more meme in general, I will bungle you."

2- "That cat is such a bungle, look at how silly he is."
by JustAverage430 April 10, 2023
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get bungled!

it's like getting wrecked, but in a ~tickle~ kind of way
joel: "yo dude! why did you pants me?"

ezra: "hahahah get bungled! get bungled!"
by holdensfanclub April 28, 2022
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Bungles Finger

Bungles Finger is a divine being above most humans understanding. But, once you realise the extreme power she wields you will fully embrace her meaning, her integrity, her pzazz. You will also be cured of aids.
"All hail Bungles Finger, the one true God!" chanted Charlie and Will,
by shoethousond June 4, 2022
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Bungle

A term used to describe whenever the Cincinnati Bengals look like they are about to win a game until the inevitability choke it away.
The Bengals bungled today against the 49ers!
by Durpdedrup December 12, 2021
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Bungle your boose

When the situation arises that a fiending boose bungunler in is search of its next fix of the nic and asks, "hey, can I bungle your boose?"
Hey, can I bungle your boose ?
by The crop bois April 14, 2022
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