When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021

Amazing. Likes to try out different religions. Shy. Has a fat cow as a brother named Hunter. Loves to dye her hair.
by MaileyKelly June 8, 2018

by Bobby166w August 12, 2022

by Bristy March 9, 2022

A football team in Bristol, England commonly known for playing terrible football in the championship and disappointing their fans. Also well known for having the fastest football player to ever play: Chris Martin.
Skinhead 1: “Bristol City are so shit why do I pay to watch this shite”
Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”
Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”
Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”
Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”
Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”
Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”
by StonesSZN on twitter April 11, 2022

Bristol Herschel Hawkstone was born in 1988 in Vancouver, WA to an Orthodox Jewish family. His father died in a car "accident" when he was 6 and he moved to Reno with his mother afterwards. He became a trapeze artist at age 16 and was married the same year. He fathered 5 children who were all mysteriously murdered. He served 6 months in supermax prison before escaping. The international civil defense agency recruited him after looking into his crime and proving his innocence.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024

A person that isn’t popular but is well known. They are very into sports. They’re looks are jaw dropping and when they smile your stomach is filled with butterfly’s. When they text you first it makes your heart skip a beat. Over all one of the sweetest people.
by anonymous May 23, 2022
