Hot Bristol

The British version of the Cleveland Steamer.

Can you believe it? He dropped his pants in the middle of the street and dispatched a Hot Bristol right on that poor guy's face! He'll be tasting it for days!

by Enverex August 13, 2018

Hot Bristol

The British version of a Cleveland Steamer.

Can you believe it? He dropped his pants in the middle of the street and dispatched a Hot Bristol right on that poor guy's face! He'll be tasting it for days!

by Enverex August 13, 2018

Dirty Bristol

Inspired by an incident from a riot in Bristol on the 21st March 2021.

A Dirty Bristol is a sexual act in which the male dresses up as a policeman, preferably in riot gear. The female then crouches and defacates on, or next to, his feet.

This girl from Kingswood took me back to hers and did a Dirty Bristol on me, absolutely filthy!

by BristolPostHhh March 22, 2021

Bristol

In Latin is translated to, "Settling for nothing"

Living in Bristol is like giving up on your hopes and dreams and moving to Kansas

by Tommy Kurtz August 23, 2011

bristle

It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Bristle me, David, bristle me!

-What's that?

-It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Oh, ok. Are you sure you want me to do that?

-Yes. I have an itch that needs to be scratched.

*David proceeds to bristle his lady friend to hairy conclusion*

-Thank you. I am sated.

*natural post-coital silence*

-Sooooooo...what do you guys want to talk about?

by Oscar Wilde 69 January 3, 2014

Bristol Palin

MILF. Pregnant daughter of 2008 Vice President candidate Sarah Palin.

- Hey did you hear Bristol Palin is pregnant?
- Yeah! That MILF!

by JTC374 October 20, 2008

bristoling

Engaging in random sexual intercourse without a condom.

Dude, if you keep bristoling Jesse you'll end up like Levi but with VD and no book options.

by chitowncarl April 24, 2009