Thicc boi Brandon

A Boi that is thiccccccc, too THICCCC. Best ass around. Normally has bad memes, but is good all round. Has tendencies to get mad (MADLAD). Looks like a bellend. But is a nicee guy.

Can’t aim at video games, has 2% aim.

Good friend, but doesn’t understand the word caramelised or sarcasm 👌🏻

You:Wow is that a Thicc boi?
Me: yes his name is Brandon and is thiicccc. I call him Thicc boi Brandon
You: can I smash him?
Brandon: bend over

by like to stay inside March 8, 2018

brandon iron

Porn actor and director of movies distributed by Platinum X.

Brandon Iron produces: Baker's Dozen, 50 to 1, A Good Source of Iron, Photographic Mammaries, Intensities in 10 Cities, Bell Bottoms, Ten Little Piggies.

by Brandon Iron May 30, 2006

Brandon ass nigga

Bitch made nigga bruh , this nigga momma almost always got him on a leash. Nigga always fuckin with some goofy ass bitches and gets stupid lit off two puff puffs. Not uncommon for this nigga to be a savage though.

Me: aye you tryna hit this.

The homie : yea lemme get that
*5 minutes later
The homie: * eats all your fucking food *

Me: yous a Brandon ass nigga bruh

by Josh Que May 2, 2019

Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.

Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

by H.G. Pennypacker May 20, 2008

Charlie Bronson's

A slang term derived from England's most famous prisoner's stage name "Charlie Bronson" used to describe extraordinary traps, a muscle group connecting the shoulder and neck, or a workout done to enlarge the traps. May be shorted to Bronson's for a more eloquent phonetic sound.

Noun: Did you see Brian Urlacher's Charlie Bronson's! he could really hurt someone with those!!
Verb: Dude, I dominated my Bronson's in the gym today.

by new york trash November 6, 2009

Brandon

A lovely boy who could make you feel like you’ve won the lottery. He sometimes plays with your feelings and confuses you but you will always some how find yourself running back to him. You can love him easily, he is gorgeous with amazing hair and eyes and a lovely personality. Inside he can have insecurities but you have to remind him that your there for him and that you care about him. He sometimes likes to be the centre of attention but if he really cares all he wants it to give you attention.If you have a Brandon don’t loose him or make a mistake you’ll regret. He’ll love you if you love him.

Omg I think I love Brandon!

by Honeylove332 July 27, 2019

brandon flowers

The hottest man in the world!
I kind of want to do him.

Wow Brandon Flowers is practically God.

by caityflowers December 28, 2005