Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016

bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

by Waddo November 3, 2007

bollock munch

1. to enjoy having someones or somethings bollocks in your mouth

2. a random insult you shout when your pissed off

the idea came from the greatest thing on the web red vs blue i addapted there phrase cockbite

1. "that caitlin likes bollock munching"

2. "oi you fuckin bollock munch, get the fuck away from my girl"

by Sammy_O May 9, 2007

Beer Bollocks

1) The total shit someone talks when they're drunk

2) The sudden surge of bravery one experiences when totally lashed

Well, look who's gone and got himself a pair of beer bollocks! Seb, they'll kill us both. Let's go and get a kebab

by MagickDio July 11, 2010

dogs bollocks

British Slang for 'the best ever'
also:
1.literally - dogs testicles
2.a game played on school playgrounds in Britain similar to British Bulldog but more hardcore

'That's the dogs bollocks, mate'

by Eryl September 28, 2005

Bollock Goggles

Placing your ball sack over your partner's eyes - restricting vision

Male squats over female and places his testicles in a position so that one is in each eye socket - creating the phenomenom referred to as bollock goggles.Great fun and good for the skin under your eyes

by T.rynston July 17, 2003

dogs bollocks

Lit. Canine Testicles
Adjective phrase meaning excellent, or being of excellent quality. Usually applied to workmanship or build quality.

That car is te dog's bollocks mate

by Jamie *OJR* Forbes May 14, 2003