Boink

To have sex.
(This word was perfectly crafted by a South African engineer)

Me and <insert name> boinked.
Would you like to boink later?

by SouthAfricanEngineer October 15, 2023

Boink

To yank yourself off while sitting on your thumb.

I always wash my hands thoroughly after boinking myself.

by Dilleinger January 17, 2021

Boinked

Another way to iterate the way in which you got ran over by a car

The lady was in such a rush that she left her passenger side door open, and boinked a kid on the way out of her parking spot.

by Savage Sandy October 26, 2018

Boink

n. A social gathering arranged via the internet (originated by Peter Korn as ‘Boinkon’); weekday get-togethers held in the San Francisco Bay Area.

"The next boink is being held at the coffee shop downtown."

by MacDaffy July 8, 2012

boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!

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did you just boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!?
yeah, i boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!.

by Jupite January 20, 2022

doinker boinking

being nonchalant about sillyness.

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let roe hit

we were doinker boinking at walmart yesterday.

by jsns shakajs d November 14, 2023

National boink day

Commences on the ninth of June when the Chicos and chicas of the world dedicate their bodies to 24 hours of straight boinking

Hey Claire, who are you boinking on national boink day?

by Nolensbiggay May 27, 2024