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Bang for Board 

The act of having sex with someone in order to have somewhere to stay that night. Generally done when visiting a new city/town when money for a hotel is in short supply.
I met this girl in a bar, she wasn't the prettiest but I only have two euro in my pocket and nowhere to stay so I had to bang for board.

My girlfriend kicked me out so I went to a club to bang for board
Bang for Board by oconnest August 17, 2009

Sword and board 

In role playing games in general, the expression "sword and board" refers to using a weapon in one hand and a shield in the other hand during combat, as opposed to using a weapon that requires both hands to wield and use effectively. Although the expression uses the word "sword" for aesthetic reasons (the rhyming scheme), the weapon in question can be any one handed weapon.
The monster we're up against next hits pretty hard, so I think I'm going to go sword and board for this battle.

He has to go sword and board because he doesn't have the strength to use a proper two handed weapon!
Sword and board by JoshM February 11, 2006

College Board 

a company that makes and distributes the SATs, SAT IIs, among other things. known for its tendency to force students and their parents to pay too much for a "standardized" test. works closely with colleges to bleed students and their families' bank accounts dry for their own benefits.
Student 1: Man, College Board is the devil incarnate.

Student 2: Tell me about it. I just bombed my SAT Math II subject test, even though I've taken every math class available up through AP Statistics. So... not only did I not get a good score, but I had to pay for it, and I'll have to pay to cancel it.

Student 1: That sucks.
College Board by chazphenom August 1, 2009

Walmart Board

A generic skateboard bought from walmart or any other store for really cheap. Usually breaks or stops working well after a few uses. what a piece of crap.
I bought a walmart board for 20 dollars and in one week the wheels have stopped moving.
Walmart Board by spagget March 25, 2009

Moist Chalk Board 

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller
I gave Lilly a moist chalk board last night
Moist Chalk Board by jello132 March 12, 2015

baby on board 

a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.
Franz: "Oh look, those people have a baby on board, i can tell by that yellow sign that hangs in their window."

Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."

Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."
baby on board by emmo (not emo) August 16, 2006