Blithie

The paradox of putting 10 pounds of poop into a bag which is only capable of holding 5 pounds.

I'll race you! First one there wins a Blithie!

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 16, 2011

Canary Blush

A sexual act.
When a man is having sex with a woman, abruptly stops, pees on his hand and slaps the woman.

The reverse of this act is Lemonade Aftershave

I was having sex with Jim last night and he gave me a Canary Blush

by DeltaSpence February 23, 2010

bluh

Another rendition of the word blah, but more fun to say. Exchanging the a to a u just makes the word kinda plop out of your mouth when you open it, giving it a nice bluuuuh kinda sound. Bluh can also be used with additions of exclamation points, carrots, and my favorite, the money sign. eg. bluh! bluh^ bluh$

Bluh, I don't wanna do my homework.

by kjay April 2, 2003

bluthanasia

The Euthanization of a human being by the police, such as shooting and killing those who are unarmed, mentally ill, poor, unable to communicate, or of minority descent. It is the act of police using unnecessary and unreasonable force that leads to the death of another person, where that death could have been prevented had a reasonable amount of force been applied.

Atatiana Jefferson, a black woman who was fatally shot by a white police officer in her Texas home last week, was a victim of Bluthanasia.

Bluthanasia seems to be the new standard police policy across the United States.

How many more people need to fall victim to Bluthanasia, before we decide police are out of control?

by Daeminos October 18, 2019

blathlete

A black athlete

Kobe Bryant is an outstanding blathlete

by ahead July 21, 2009

Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.

Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"

by barbariancoc October 28, 2019

blathenstip

The most beautiful, sexy, intelligent, (interesting) smoking hot Dutch woman anyone ever laid eyes on.

-"Dude did you meet Marieke?"
-"Yeah man I sure did, she's so blathenstip!

by zarlydoug October 24, 2020