bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

by woody slutfree October 19, 2010

bhorange

Any word created with the sole intent of rhyming with another word; often used in rap

bhorange is itself a bhorange, created with the intent of rhyming with orange

by Venturestein June 19, 2008

One toke bloak

term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.

look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.

by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

bloat boy

A person who does nothing all day.

Have you just sat there all day? You bload Boy.

by john schlongo August 22, 2003

bloatmonger

A very large person, someone who eats a lot.

Put down that pie bloatmonger, you've had enough already!

by Ithin October 7, 2004

bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

by bloat hunter April 1, 2017

Blorange

A species of school girl who is frequently late to lessons because she is re-applying her orange makeup and brushing her bleached blonde hair.

“I’d use the other loo if I was you, this ones full of blorange’s”

by Shreksky October 30, 2019