Bladder Olympics

The act of not urinating for a very long period of time after the urge arises. Most commonly happens when online someplace interactive because you dont want to miss anything by going to the bathroom.

Said by some to "expand" bladder capacity.

IM: Yhatcha Doin

RE: Nuttin - well, still doin Bladder Olympics

IM: Dude! - didnt you drink like 4 cups of coffee?

RE: Yup (BOOM!) <dies of exploded bladder>

by Streigh June 24, 2009

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Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate more often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all day! How does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 25, 2016

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Poop Chutes and Bladders

to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.

"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"

by Stinky Whitsleteeth September 12, 2003

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bladem

substitute word for many things but basic meaning is "oh man, everything is so f@&^ing messed up!"

Can be used as a name or a word for making an exclamation like "Oh BLADEM! I can't believe i got a flat out here" Sometimes paired with Bladem Bah Please meaning things are at the all time low.

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

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Bladder Blocker

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012

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