The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..
High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed
High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed
by DarealHBIC January 31, 2010
Nobody knows why he was created or who created him, but he is the boy version of the My Little Pony character Rainbow Dash. His pony form looks like: Rainbow tail and hair, sky blue body, rose eyes, and his cutie mark is on his thigh, witch is a cloud with a lightning bolt shaped rainbow. His human form looks like this: Sky blue skin, rainbow hair, rose eyes, baby blue jacket with white sleeves, ripped blue jeans, and his shoes are blue sneakers with white stripes. The back of his sneakers have little wing looking objects witch are baby blue.
Rainbow Blitz and Rainbow Dash
by Rainbow Blitz February 16, 2014
A hot blitz is when you're tagging a girl from behind, and you "accidentally" slip it in the wrong hole.
Exception is if she realizes what's happening and calls an audible. Then the play is blocked.
Exception is if she realizes what's happening and calls an audible. Then the play is blocked.
"Oh, dang, last night I pulled a hot Blitz on Ashley and to my surprise, she didn't call an audible."
by TheStraight8 June 19, 2020
Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 10, 2022
While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.
When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!
by Big Hodge October 27, 2021
Sudden, rapid and violent defication of small round turds with peanuts embedded inside.
A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.
A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.
by Rum Rudder August 09, 2021
by MadBants September 21, 2011