House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.

Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.

by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018

hyper blend

hyper blention is the act of over blending someone or something to the point where it turns into a singular color

Nate: *leaks new film*
Tyson: You should try to hyper blend yourself

by Your psusdonym October 5, 2022

Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.

"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"

by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016

The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.

"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

blend

to fight

she keep talking shit, she must want to blend.

by toorawwiyanna January 5, 2022

mix and blend

Noun, verb

The resulting product, or the action of mixing together two illegal drugs to be consumed at the same time; e.g. cocaine and mdma, ketamine and cocaine, mdma and ketamine. Usually snorted. And preceeded by chanting 'mix and blend' in a London/ West Indian accent in the faces of people who are not invited to join in, or probably don't want to.

Doing a mix and blend usually results in loss of memory and confused emotions the following day, but these symptoms can be relieved by just not going to bed.

The Duchess: 'Mix and blend! Mix and blend!'

'Let's do a mix and blend'.

by Moni Schamiso February 24, 2008