ass blaster

To nut in a girls ass

I ass blasted the whore!

by sihatchturbo January 17, 2005

blathered

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,

Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered

by skooczy May 7, 2015

battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003

batters box

Pertaining to the theoretical world of sexual bases; batters box refers to the pre-first base status of no titillating action.

She has never fondled with another person before; she is still in the batters box.

by Jesse M. Garcia August 23, 2008

ding batter

used in the "down east" community meaning tourist or some one not from around here

that yankee is a ding batter

by erin piner April 28, 2008

blueberry blaster

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.

Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.

by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 17, 2009

Border Batter

The condition whereby one experiences massive gastrointestinal explosions of gas and liqui-shit after consuming too much food from Taco Bell.

John made a run for the border with a late night Taco Bell visit. He paid the price the next day when the 4 bean burritos he ate came back out as Border Batter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2009