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Bernards

The school with the most ugliest boys in New Zealand
Bernards are sackless
by Heheheiiessh July 24, 2019
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Bernard Jr

Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u is pretty he is forreal
He is so caring!! Bernard jr
by Nardddy November 17, 2019
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St. Bernard Choir Class

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.
Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!
by #definitionsofpeople! December 4, 2019
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Bernard

Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.

A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.

Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.

Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.

Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.

They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games

A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.

Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!

Person 2: no his name is bernard!

Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...

Person 1: or fuck me?
by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017
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pody bernard

pody Bernard is grandma Latisha dog who been stuffed for eat years dead for seven you have to say pody Bernard when u meet him.
say hi pody Bernard say hi to my dog .
by Niggahump April 22, 2017
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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.
Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.
by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016
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Brenden Bernard

A man who was killed lethally on December 10,2020 for a crime he committed in 1999 and it was voted to not lethally inject him when he was sentenced but the TRASH government in the United States did it anyways
by Ladybug6 December 11, 2020
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