the polar bear from bernard and friends.
Bernard hates birds but he is a bird so he hates himself.
he's a crazy cowboy and a party animal.
he is a person who values tegridy, stale bread, and loves his ninja moustache.
he has a best friend called sam who is an ugly little toad with attachment issues and no friends.
sam is an alcoholic with self esteem issues, stubby feet and he is balding so he has to wear an ugly smurf hat from wish. Sam can't do shit with his life because he self sabotages and has ugly saggy arms that flop around like dead stinky fish and he can't afford spotify premium
sam has the body of a penguin with skinny ass legs like cold spaghetti noodles with no sauce and his face has the circumfrence of a small resolute desk.
he waddles like he got every std from the 1700's and gaslights all his friends.
for some reason bernard is friends with sam even though sam isn't a very good friend because he is a dirty, lying, ugly bird.
Bernard is a silly goose who really really loves a man named Darold
Bernard hates birds but he is a bird so he hates himself.
he's a crazy cowboy and a party animal.
he is a person who values tegridy, stale bread, and loves his ninja moustache.
he has a best friend called sam who is an ugly little toad with attachment issues and no friends.
sam is an alcoholic with self esteem issues, stubby feet and he is balding so he has to wear an ugly smurf hat from wish. Sam can't do shit with his life because he self sabotages and has ugly saggy arms that flop around like dead stinky fish and he can't afford spotify premium
sam has the body of a penguin with skinny ass legs like cold spaghetti noodles with no sauce and his face has the circumfrence of a small resolute desk.
he waddles like he got every std from the 1700's and gaslights all his friends.
for some reason bernard is friends with sam even though sam isn't a very good friend because he is a dirty, lying, ugly bird.
Bernard is a silly goose who really really loves a man named Darold
by Ludovico loves r(c)ocks March 28, 2022
Get the bernardmug. by Oafelia September 27, 2025
Get the Bernardmug. Aline Bernard is a state of mind. One who is "Aline" is one who is a genius. "Aline Bernard" refers to somebody who achieved something of high (ACADEMIC) standing, or is proven/proving to of done something completely new that requires a lot of effort, understanding, and intellectual capability.
by BEDAR May 20, 2022
Get the Aline Bernardmug. by Cherble October 12, 2022
Get the Bernardmug. A typical name for a handsome, strong, and kind man. One protects those whom he holds dear until the edge of the Earth. A Jean-Bernard is gentle, but firm. Not the type of person you want to be enemies with.
by Artsetmeuse November 22, 2021
Get the Jean Bernardmug. It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest
by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019
Get the saint bernard prepmug. An up and coming star lyricist. A rapper thst hasn't made it big yet, but is destined for fame and fortune. A top five, but not five rapper. Your baby's momma favorite rapper.
Michael - "Dang, who's that you listening to"?
Gabriel - "Oh, that's the Big Bernard"!
Azrael - "Yea, It's the Big Bernard "!!
Michael- "Dang"
Gabriel - "Oh, that's the Big Bernard"!
Azrael - "Yea, It's the Big Bernard "!!
Michael- "Dang"
by Jesus & Friends February 6, 2021
Get the Big Bernardmug.