bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

by trevor March 9, 2003

Bernadette

This woman who is perfect, beautiful, and amazing.

Bernadette is my favorite person in the world.

by liner forsee November 22, 2010

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

Bernardo

A strapping young man with a fantastic face, hair much better than Justin Biebers, brilliant with accents, charming, witty, and quite halarious!

This guy is great! What do you call him?!

Oh him, He's a Bernardo!

by justsomepersononurban! October 24, 2011

san bernardino

A city of 180,000 people in the heart of the Inland Empire in Southern California. Thanks to pollution, a low stanadard of living, and extremely high crime rate, it has become known as the Armpit of California.

San Bernardino sucks.

by sketch January 17, 2005

Bearded Bitch-tit

(n.) Beer-did bich-tit

The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.

See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard

Emily: Ughh I can’t take Raffi’s whiny ass anymore!

Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.

by nignogz8990 November 2, 2010

Bernardo

He is an amazing human being. He is Brazilian and very smart. He’s not the best at math but that’s ok cause he’s very good at everything else. He’s not always the nicest but he is awesome. He isn’t perfect, but no one is. He will always be amazing and attractive.

Person 1: who’s that guy over there?
Person 2: he’s Bernardo, my boyfriend

by AyyyBitchYouAlreadyKnowWhoItIs March 11, 2019