beech

when you do some dumb shit and your ghetto friend reacts

beech why the fuck did you touch my hur

by snoopyT May 20, 2019

beecho

A synonym for the word penis,cock,dick, while working in the vacinity of a meat factory

Hey pal why don't you come suck my beecho pal

by deadeddie November 2, 2006

beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009

beech

secret code name for bitch

yo look at them beeches, i bet they want to suck me off
--or--
did you meet and beeches yesterday?

by stu f. May 6, 2004

beecher

1. a sexual procedure wherein a man's penis becomes inverted after a sex change to become a vagina. Also known as "the dugout canoe" procedure.
2. the slang word for the medical procedure of micropenis.

Person 1: So I just learned my ex-boyfriend got a sex change.
Person 2: Eww. Was he the one with a beecher of a penis?
Person 1: Yeah, but the funny thing is, he decided to get his beecher beechered!

by Suckacockuhweeuh March 17, 2009

Beechum

as hot as hell

Nick is SO beechum. He is so beechum i wanna go out with him.

by vanessa and alexa January 22, 2004