slag badge

At some point about three years ago, it became fashionable for women to deface themselves with tattoos, usually above the waist or on the ankle or upper arm. I first became aware of this trend when some scratter shoved by me sporting a butterfly on the grotesque roll of mechanically tanned lard that hung around her belt. Had I known what was to come, I would have killed her then and there to stop the plague-like spread.

Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff.

At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall.

I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one.

See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.

I thought she was a bit of alright until she bent down to open that drawer, exposing the eagle-wing slag badge on her lower spine.

by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007

Badger tap

1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.

2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.

1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"

2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"

by JamesEvan October 25, 2011

Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

vadge badger

A tattoo artist who specializes in Vadge Tats or piercings near the Vadge area.

Susan, "Hey Sally what are you doing this weekend?"
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."

by Armegaiddor January 13, 2008

st bedes

A rubbish dump full of clapped hoes with slugs for eyebrows, who wouldn’t know the difference between a shit heap and their council estate homes, where they all live. fake Micheal Kors bags and Adidas superstars for school uniform. Skirts so high u can see their tits and think anyone who goes to private school is a posh twat, when in fact they are just poor chavs. So sad. Please donate to St Bedes, 074859622

She goes to St Bedes
Shall we give her some money?

by Dgydbysbysbgubwygbs April 19, 2018

Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.

by aquilla_sky December 17, 2012

badge check

An alert announced by a (usually) hi tech coworker in a full car or group prior to entering a restaurant or other public venue, to remove all company ID badges so as not to look the doofus.

"Here we are at Casa Bonita. Badge check!"

by Grafikman October 1, 2007