Skip to main content

batman

Only the coolest hero ever. He has no superpowers, but is rather driven by the sheer will to avenge the deaths of his parents. Actors to play Batman include Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and Christian Bale. (George Clooney was left out on purpose because he sucked.)
"Dude, how 'bout that Batman?"
by KFish July 15, 2008
mugGet the batman mug.

batman

When somebody enters or exits near you without you knowing they were their like how batman exits in the comic
-Holy sh*t, you just pulled a batman.
-Where did he go? he always does a batman
by madjack July 7, 2004
mugGet the batman mug.

Batman

A character created by Bob Kane. The story which was published by DC Comics was about Bruce Wayne, a millionaire mourning the loss of his parents. He would assert the indentity of Batman to avenge the injustice of their murder, by fighting crime in Gotham City.

He was eventually adapted to television through movies and his own animated series by Warner Bros. A parody starring Adam West as Batman has diluded some people about the real theme of the series.
"I am vengeance... I am the night... I am Batman."
by Anonymous December 17, 2004
mugGet the Batman mug.

Batman

The Best Superhero Ever
Also Known As: The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight Detective, The World's Greatest Detective, The Bat-Man, And Bruce Wayne.
Random Thug: "Wh-Who Are You?!?!?!?!?"

Batman: "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."
by The Goddamn Batman! February 12, 2010
mugGet the Batman mug.

batman: arkham asylum

Makes you feel like Batman.
Could not look or feel more Batman.
You will feel just like Batman.
Made us feel like we were Gotham's caped crusader.
In this game, you'll feel like you are batman.
You will feel eerily like Batman in Batman: Arkham Asylum
by tomatoops November 17, 2019
mugGet the batman: arkham asylum mug.

Sleepy Batman

When a man ejaculates on a sleeping person's closed eyes, causing a thick crust over the eyes which can be difficult for the sleeping person to remove upon awakening.
Well she wouldn't blow me for our anniversary so I figured I'd deploy the sleepy batman during her REM cycle.
by Nasty Marloins March 17, 2011
mugGet the Sleepy Batman mug.

Batman-IRC

A mIRC script created by Batman Copyright 2008 all rights reserved :P
I love Batman-IRC
by BatmanIRC August 5, 2008
mugGet the Batman-IRC mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email