Skip to main content

basingstoke

most boring town of existence

everyone stabs eachother

neighbouring towns and cities refer to it as blasingsmoke because everyone’s on drugs
no decent secondary schools so every goes to school in winchester
i live in basingstoke

ew why would you go to basingstoke are you trying to get shanked up
we aren’t going top of town i want to keep my organs
by 𓂸 October 27, 2019
mugGet the basingstoke mug.

coon bashing

Commonly practiced in the town of Arkansas in Wisconsin, this is the sport of going out into a field at night, eating cheese and drinking beer, and subsequently drive around in a big truck with a spotlight and beat and kill raccoons.
Nick: So what do you people do for fun in Arkansas, Wisconsin?
Alex: We go coon bashing on warm summer nights and solicit prostitutes afterward.
by Inva Derbo Ots September 30, 2006
mugGet the coon bashing mug.

Baskin

To kill someone; also, to kill someone by specifically feeding them to tigers.
She'll Baskin his ass and inherit everything.
by Elleocanada April 13, 2020
mugGet the Baskin mug.

Bathing the dog

Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.
by raw January 18, 2005
mugGet the Bathing the dog mug.

Basingstoke

Also known as "Amazingstoke"

A very affluent town in the south of England.

You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.

The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.

However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.

For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!

There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.

Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.

People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!

Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.

People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.

Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
"Wow isn't Basingstoke AMAZING!!"
by Gem & Nat January 30, 2009
mugGet the Basingstoke mug.

George Bushing

A stupid action. Refering to the 43rd president, George W. Bush. A fuck up, if you will.

Other use comes from:

George Bush
George Bushed
George Busher
He was George Bushing his test.
by The UweBolla Virus March 9, 2006
mugGet the George Bushing mug.

Basking In Fabulosity

This term is most used when someone is peaking in their fabulosity. This term is only used by fabulous people. To elevate the meaning of this phrase, it's possible to add the word "saturated" before fabulosity which means that a person is basking in a concentrated form of fabulosity which is more fabulous than regular fabulousity.
Ex 1.
-"I went to the mall today and got the CUTEST Louis Vuitton purse to match my shoes!"
-"OMG you are totally basking in fabulosity right now"

Ex 2.
-"OMG I just got a new Bentley! It's so shiny!"
-"I wanna ride in it! You must be basking in saturated fabulosity right now!"
by KzN March 9, 2009
mugGet the Basking In Fabulosity mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email