2 definitions by 𓂸

basingstoke

most boring town of existence

everyone stabs eachother

neighbouring towns and cities refer to it as blasingsmoke because everyone’s on drugs
no decent secondary schools so every goes to school in winchester

i live in basingstoke

ew why would you go to basingstoke are you trying to get shanked up
we aren’t going top of town i want to keep my organs

by 𓂸 October 27, 2019

Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.

Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp

by 𓂸 February 20, 2020