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A Barnsley

An unexpected semi.

An unexpected semi errection, like Barnsley's run in the 2008 FA cp reaching the semi final's
Dude, last period I had a Barnsley.
by Chesk September 23, 2009
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Dirty Barnes

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.
Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.
by Streamwood cat July 1, 2012
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Barnes & Nobled

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.
Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.
by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009
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Barnes'n

When you are highly crafty at bull shitting people.

Example: You never graduated college but you bull shitted people into thinking you did and you somehow bull shit them into asking you to speak at a Commencement ceremony for a large and well-respected university.
Would you stop Barnes'n me asshole! I know you never received your Bachelor's degree.
by Yep it's me June 16, 2008
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Barbossabeth

Proper noun
The romantic/sexual relationship between Hector Barbossa and Elizabeth Swann of Pirates of the Caribbean. Possibly implied in the movies, but usually only exists in fanfiction.
Dude, the Barbossabeth in her is SO obvious.

The what?

Barbossabeth. The pairing of Barbossa and Elizabeth. What do you think he was gonna do to her when he was human again?
by Tuxedolady August 13, 2010
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barnesville

(n.) known for potato days.

full of cheap whores and fine liquor.

taylor trickle is an inhabitant here.
"hey man, wanna go to barnesville?"

"nah, i've got enough std's already"
by daisies11638702935 June 14, 2009
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Los Banos

A flat, Wild West Central California town that is home to many farmers, farmworkers, steakhouses, and cows. Children raised here rarely stay, but return at holidays and connect with each other at local bars. It does not have any pet psychics or cosmetic surgeons, but this does not diminish its inherent value or capacity to inspire its more creative and intelligent residents. As a result of their own shame and self-loathing, many of its former residents feel compelled to insult it, often while using poor spelling and inappropriate verb tenses.
Person 1: Los Banos sucks.
Person 2: What are you really saying?
Person 3: Deep down, I loathe myself.
by Venetian Rose April 6, 2009
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