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Child- Hey mom how many barney untill we get there?

Mom- 4 barneys, dumb fuck!
Barney by Bonnie C October 23, 2008
It is abbreviated from Barney Rubble in the Flintstones Fred Flintstone's friend. Meaning Trouble where Rubble Rhymes with "trouble"
"Fucking hell we're in alot Barney!!!"
barney by O.D May 28, 2008
Oh his eyes, his eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
his hair, his hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

he's so beautiful
And I tell him every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment him
he wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think he don't see what I see

But every time he asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

His nails, his nails
I could kiss them all day if he'd let me
His laugh, his laugh
he hates but I think its so sexy

he's so beautiful

And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are
Barney Wood is the man that Identifies men
Barney by DuGoose November 24, 2010
Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.
The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney
Barney by purplehaze2291 July 20, 2008
A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.
"Fucking hell man! Last night was so fucking bad. I definately did a Barney."
Barney by JD1990 July 12, 2009
Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger
barney by jbttum3 March 2, 2010