Butt crack barnacle

A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.

"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."

by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009

beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,

"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

Shid Nickel Barnacles

word used to when your shocked, suprise , and etc

meaning like "ohh shit"

John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"

Eric: " Really man?"

John: "Yea!"

Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"

Petunia & Patootie

by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.

My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025

Barnacle

Barnacle:

A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.

I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.

by Raskull King November 4, 2022

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.

by Kjizzy May 6, 2018