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Butt crack barnacle

A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009
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beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
by freedomfighters June 30, 2008
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Shid Nickel Barnacles

word used to when your shocked, suprise , and etc

meaning like "ohh shit"
John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"

Eric: " Really man?"

John: "Yea!"

Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"

Petunia & Patootie
by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010
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Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.
(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!
by Fearman September 26, 2007
mugGet the billions of blistering blue barnaclesmug.

Barnacle

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im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready
"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti
by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024
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Barnacling

"Sorry for coming up behind you 57 times and repeatedly running away after each time, I was barnacling out too much!"
by platypuspink June 15, 2023
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