barbarian boots

Those brown boots that women wear with the laces and the furry top, sometimes with pom-poms on the laces. The heels of these boots are flush with the toe (not a high heel). Called so because it looks like a female warrior from Age of Conan.

Ever since Age of Conan came out for the PC, all the pretty girls in Wal*Mart are wearing these barbarian boots on their feet.

You look cute in barbarian boots. You could be Xena or Conan's wife.

barbarian boots by Wm Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 28, 2008

Flaming Barbarian 

Right before you cum when having sex with your girlfriend, you light her pubic hair on fire and put it out the flames with your cum.

Dude I totally saved the day last night. I gave your mom a flaming barbarian!

Flaming Barbarian by GiGGLES2410 May 26, 2009

Barbarian 

a general term used for primative individuals who werent up on modern practices, such as not using teeth in oral sex.

Ana was SUCH a barbarian last night. My penis hurts.

Barbarian by Ultimate Light Saber October 20, 2008

The Barbarians are at the gates. 

A term used to convey the very urgent need for a toilet.

Similar to moles nose and touching cloth.

....it has been great talking to you but I really gotta go. The Barbarians are at the gates.

The Barbarians are at the gates. by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

Barbarian pile 

The pile of corpses upon which a victorious warrior (often an uncivilized barbarian) stands to signify his victory by puffing out his chest and looking thoroughly bad ass.

Conan felled thirty foes and then stood triumphantly upon his barbarian pile.

Barbarian pile by Inhonorofjoshua July 27, 2011

New barbarians 

A term for gangs that are thought by some to be like the barbarian tribes that caused the downfall of the roman empire and could cause the fall of modern civilization.

What are we going to do about the new barbarians?

New barbarians by Deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010

Barbarian 

A highly uneducated, incredibly stupid and ignorant individual, they often boast huge muscles because working out is one of the only things they are intellectually capable of doing. They enjoy four things in life and four things only, getting jacked, eating meat, making the lives of civilised intellectuals as difficult and miserable as possible and, of course, having sex with women. It’s a blissfully ignorant way of life, they can be found everywhere in the world, but are most commonly found in rural and remote towns that nobody cares about, thankfully away from the important, civilised big cities, but are a horrible factor for any rare civilised intellectual unfortunate enough to live in a place like that.

She bought some fucking asshole into my house and he DID A SHIT on my bathmat like a FUCKING ANIMAL! There’s really only one word you can use to describe him, he’s a fucking Barbarian!

Barbarian by Lord Davrox August 11, 2020