suck on my balls

A provactive statement popularized by Jeremy of Pure Pwnage, used to insist that the insultee suck on the balls of the insulter.

Kyle, suck on my balls.

by J-dizzizzle November 15, 2007

scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007

Volley My Balls

The act of volleying between one testicle to the other with your tongue.

Not only did she wet my whistle, but she went a little lower to Volley My Balls.

by Greenman69 July 26, 2010

grab my balls

A phrase used by males to describe gathering one's courage.

Ted - Man that girl is looking at you! Go talk to her!
Jim - Okay okay...give me a second! Okay deep breath...
Ted - Go man go!
Jim - Let me grab my balls first!

by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005

balls over my head

The act of placing your penis in somones mouth, and having your "balls" hang over their head.

as george attempted to sleep rape Billy his balls were over his head

by Cap1 October 23, 2003

balls over my head

a hand stand

by Eric October 20, 2003

slap my balls

Similar to 'bust my balls', when someone is continually nagging another person (usually a man) and will not stop.

Man, don't slap my balls when I tell you why I didn't call you last night.

by indydave July 23, 2005