Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

by RandyL October 17, 2003

bagger

A bicyclist that is more focused on how much they can haul on their bike than actually riding the bike. Adding bags upon bags to carry things they will never really need. Some items may include tiki torches, hammocks, camping chairs, box fans, art easels, welding equipment, sewing machines and last but not least a customized kick stand to hold the 900 pound bicycle that they have created. The majority of the equipment that they haul on their bike is used only when they are not riding the bicycle. A bagger will speak often of riding a bicycle even though the majority of the time is spent doing anything but riding. They are helpful from time to time as one thing they do have in their bags is beer.

"Look at that homeless man on the bicycle mommy" "no honey, that's just a bagger. "

by Mr tinkle November 4, 2015

double bagger

when a girl is so ugly that you put and bag on her head and your head incase the bag on her head breaks or falls off.

damn your mom is so ugly i had to pull a double bagger on her last night.

by t-bag ur face April 8, 2010

coffee bagger

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Commonly associated with male moon-bat types.

Coffee bagger Seth could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee, and Seth got burnt!

by towhee February 28, 2010

Beggery

a joyful, flooffy white bear who wears sailor underwear.

Aren't you uber jealous of Beggery's underwear?

by TommyTinker July 11, 2011

single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.

(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"

by Observer of the Mountain April 2, 2009

Baggers

Sweatpants that ankle swing and are extremely baggy, unacceptable to wear in public.

Matt was wearing his beanie, hoodie and his baggers.

by weki September 14, 2018