bachelor takeout

When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.

Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.

by J Cc April 20, 2022

bachelor chow

Food that a sinlge man can't eat and stock in the house if he was living with a woman

hungry man tv dinners are my favorite bachelor chow

by Josh Bubba Anderson September 23, 2005

Bachelor Bib

A paper towel, for eating food off of.

Do you want a plate for that pizza, or a bachelor bib.

by HoMoth January 3, 2009

bachelor's degree

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.

Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

Bachelor's Triforce

Threesome involving only men

So what did those three gay guys do in the hotel?
I heard they had a Bachelor's Triforce!

by NoHomoBro June 29, 2011

Bachelor sauce

Ketchup; so called because of it's occasional use by lazy bachelors as a makeshift spaghetti sauce when they're nothing else in the fridge.

Damn, we're out of canned tuna and Vienna sausage. Guess it's time to break out the bachelor sauce.

by S. Dedalus January 16, 2009

Bachelor's Latrine

Hotel room waste basket urinated or vomited in by drunken or lazy male guest.

"Dude, I was so hammered last night I could make it to the bathroom. I had to use the bachelor's latrine."

by The_S January 14, 2009