axe rape

When someone sprays you with so much Axe body spray you feel violated from the very smell.

Party A: Surprise! Your about to get Axe raped!

Party B: Ugh now I feel violated.

by spex554 July 21, 2009

Drop the Axe

To get rid of or do away with someone or something after an undesirable event happens.

"I am going to drop the axe on Rich, Paul"

"Why?"

"He stole my ATM card and tried to sleep with my girl"

"They are going to drop the axe on Amanda because she calls in sick all of the time."

by quest224 July 16, 2009

axe face

adj. Describing someone who has a really fugly face.

Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"

Tony, You were too drunk to realize you boinked an axe face!

She's a total axe face before she puts on make up

by staddydaddy August 3, 2004

and my axe!

superfluously tacked on to pretty much any sentence that ends in a noun.

Guy: we can take my car.
Person: AND MY AXE!

by porkosi trader January 3, 2009

The Axe Effect

The effect achieved when a large group of ignorant and insecure pubescent boys attempt to cover up their smell with excessive quantities of Axe while at the same time forgetting to bathe regularly. The resulting smell is a combination of that of severe B.O. and that of a severe chemical spill.

The Axe Effect is especially prevalent in tenth grade hallways.

Person A: "Damn! What the fuck is that smell?!"
Person B: "Oh shit man, that's The Axe Effect!"
Person A: "Let's get the fuck out of this grade 10 hallway!"

by The J-Spot January 11, 2005

Muff Axe

A male phallus that often finds itself in a females vagina

My dick is quite the muff axe, I banged three different girls last night and one this morning.

by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010

vikings axe

When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.

Why is Vivi's face all sticky?
Oh I gave her a look at my Vikings axe

by KosherBob January 6, 2021