Aunt Flo

A euphemism for menstruation. "She" stays for around 5 days every month, can make you feel cranky and emotional, and you count the days until Aunt Flo leaves!

Also featured in the South Park episode "Spooky Fish."

Jade: Aunt Flo has come to visit, she picked good timing!

Melanie: Oh sorry hon.

Stan: I wish Aunt Flo didn't have to visit now.
Randy: Yeah, me too. But she only visits your mom for five days or so. I'll be out sleeping on the couch.

by orangeplum. November 23, 2022

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Aunt Cindy

Verb. To refer to someone no one else in the room has met or heard of as if everyone knows them.
Noun. Someone who is always making obscure references to people no one know.

Person 1. You remember LEON from the bar! Leons mother just called me the other day and blah blah blah....
Person 2. I have never even been to that bar! I do not know anyone named leon.

Person 1. you know! Leon!

Person 2. Okay Aunt Cindy.
Person 3. She just Aunt Cindyed you.

by Katerina2 August 19, 2019

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Aunt Becca

The best Aunt ever. Nice most of the time and caring to her fake niece and nephews. Crazy and wacked, but still a wonderful person.

I drink till I pass out, just like my Aunt Becca.

by yeetfeetandtheneatfriedtoes May 6, 2021

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aunt gay

the real name of a prissy and uptight but kind aunt who summers in the Hampton’s. the name of my friends aunt who invited us to stay at the Hampton’s with her. marring her husband only or his money she is known for making good financial decisions. constantly reminding her guests to reapply sunscreen and tending to their wounds when they got a hitler Mustache cut she’s always looking out for your medical wellbeing.

yo, you she that bitchy milf writing an article by the pool?!..... yea that’s aunt gay

by writingshitaboutauntgay July 13, 2021

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