Askewed

To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew

Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly

by Foody85 March 9, 2023

askew

awry, bewelled, skew, wry

This old watch' hands look askew.

by chicken13 March 29, 2007

ashey

when your legs get all white and scaley like you just came out of ground zero.

his legs are ashey because he does not use lotion

by brian January 14, 2005

Who asked?

It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.

A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-

by Houští April 15, 2022

Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

by Senorken May 3, 2022

assey

A person being an asshole; complete and absolute asshole

Jon is such an assey

by Aaron/Jake August 1, 2006

asley

A hot boy with braces and hot. Hotter than the sun he is such a hottie that many girls want to hang out with and he is hotter than the sun and can do anything for y’all girl asley is the type of dude that would steal your girl and get laid instantly.

Asley low key really hot

by Asley April 20, 2019