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Ask your doctor if this is right for you 

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.
Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!
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ask for Lloyd 

Someone who "asks for Lloyd" is a male homosexual, whereas "asking for Lloyd" is an inquiry about sex with another man, whether or not the curious party is gay or not.
1.
Mike...you dont "ask for Lloyd"...do you?

2.
Guy 1: Umm...is Lloyd here?
Guy 2: He sure is silly buns!
ask for Lloyd by Lloydstalker1 August 7, 2006

Ask out a random boy day 

You have to ask out a random boy in your contact on March 16th and wait 2 hours then send him this picture
Omg i can’t believe you pranked me

Haha well it was ask out a random boy day
A kick ass search engine website that you can use if you forget how to spell google. But beware, It is guarded by a mystical Wizard named "Jeeves" Good luck. WARNING: Jeeves is level 79, so don't go there if your a noob.
Megan:Yo dude, I forgot how to spellz google, Whats do i do??

Lance:Go to ask.com dumb ass...
Ask.com by Lance Bryson Bitch! August 25, 2008

Ask My Raisin 

A saying to confuse, to get off the subject.
Girl:Who are you?
Guy:Ask my raisin!
Girl:WTF?
Guy:Hahah
Ask My Raisin by Paige Stringer April 11, 2008

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes 

On December 3rd you can ask your crush out and they have to say yes
Hey Jess will you go out with me
Ew no

You have to it’s December 3rd
Haha it’s ask your crush out and they have to say yes day