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sling shit asia

a term used to describe something that is far away; derived from the myth that asian peoples would throw their fecal matter as a means of self defense because the emperor had taken their weapons away
Look how much it's raining dude. Why did you have to park the car way out in sling shit asia? We are going to get soaked!
by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011
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the corrupted tri-state of Asia

(n)
made up of China (the People's Republic of China), North Korea (the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea), and South Korea (the Republic of Korea) considered as cancer of Asia
East Turkistan, South Mongolia, Tibet and Taiwan are not parts of the corrupted tri-state of Asia.
by Shineya Chong October 28, 2005
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White guy in Asia tummy

When you have IBS from spicy/Asian food
Guy 1: Dude I have white guy in Asia tummy

Guy 2: Closest toilets are halfway along the beach; run! But here are some baby wipes in case you don't make it!
by TAH_1986 November 25, 2019
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10th June - International Asia loves Chris day

Is well known that 10th June is the International Asia loves Chris day, where she demonstrates her love for him.
Oh, sweetie. Today is 10th June - International Asia loves Chris day. Im gonna prepare you some pierogis!
by Sirhc1995 June 9, 2020
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Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia
Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia
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Asia

A beautiful, sexy, masterpiece of a woman. It’s very hard to take your eyes off of her because her beauty is mesmerizing. Your heart will flutter if she makes eye contact with you. Consider yourself lucky if she looks at you because she doesn’t play very close attention to other people. Most of the time she’s too caught up in her own world, daydreaming and fantasizing. She’s mysterious and doesn’t open up unless she really trusts you. Be careful to never break that trust because she may never forgive you. Asia is independent but wouldn’t mind having someone by her side to talk to, hold her, and just be with her because she does feel lonely at times. Asia is a great friend and will love you with all her heart. You can always trust her and know that she will have your back because she really values her friendships and relationships. She doesn’t mind only having a couple friends because she keeps those she loves close to her heart. It’s hard to stay mad at Asia because of the way she will look at you and talk to you and that smile will just draw you back in every time. If you have an Asia in your life, keep her, love her, cherish her, and never let go. She is unforgettable and will be the best thing that ever happens to you.
Guy 1: “Yo did you see Asia today? Fuck I want her so bad”
Guy 2: “Yeah I want her too but I don’t think either of us has a chance”

Girl 1: “Asia is so nice and pretty! I wish she was my friend

Girl 2: “Omg yes she is. I wish she was my friend too”
by yamotha6969 March 30, 2022
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